House rules
Short. Fair. Mostly about not being weird.
Roast with love.
This is a joke between people who like each other. If it would genuinely hurt, don't send it.
Partners only (and besties, fine).
Send it to someone who knows you. Not strangers, not exes you're trying to rattle, not your boss.
No harassment.
Don't use it to bully, pressure, or repeatedly message someone who's asked you to stop.
Keep nicknames cute.
Names show up on the certificate. Slurs and abusive words are blocked — please don't try to get around it.
Not a real investigation.
Nothing here is a legal, official or factual claim. The ‘Bureau’ does not exist. Sadly.
Counter-cases are encouraged.
Got roasted? Revenge is allowed and one tap away.
Over 13 only.
This is relationship humour. If you're younger, come back in a few years.