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Case № LUI-2026-4720Exhibit A
Bureau of Lover Under Investigation
Lover Under Investigation
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Officially presented to
Delulu Bae
The Bare Minimum Award
For outstanding achievement in replying “hmm” after disappearing for 6 hours and calling it communication.
SentenceOne apology and unlimited snacks.
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AnonymousFiled by · 21 Oct 2026
Case statusRomantically Suspicious
Case open ⚠Do not cross ⚠Romantically suspicious ⚠Evidence collected ⚠Bare minimum detected ⚠Under investigation ⚠Case open ⚠Do not cross ⚠Romantically suspicious ⚠Evidence collected ⚠Bare minimum detected ⚠Under investigation ⚠Case open ⚠Do not cross ⚠Romantically suspicious ⚠Evidence collected ⚠Bare minimum detected ⚠Under investigation ⚠Case open ⚠Do not cross ⚠Romantically suspicious ⚠Evidence collected ⚠Bare minimum detected ⚠Under investigation ⚠
Reply faster ✦Return the fries ✦Stop saying hmm ✦Text when you reach ✦Guilty as charged ✦Reply faster ✦Return the fries ✦Stop saying hmm ✦Text when you reach ✦Guilty as charged ✦Reply faster ✦Return the fries ✦Stop saying hmm ✦Text when you reach ✦Guilty as charged ✦Reply faster ✦Return the fries ✦Stop saying hmm ✦Text when you reach ✦Guilty as charged ✦
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